nudityandnerdery:

patroclusdefencesquad:

me

“How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight.” “I… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

photosbyrocco:

milfblackbeard:

cock. balls, even.

This is the post that has currently received the most tips on Tumblr. I love this website.

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

i love when a cat meows at you and you’re like “yeah tell me about it” and they’re like “meaarow” and you’re like “that’s crazy man” and they go “rrraow” and you both continue in that manner for quite some time or until the cat decides to bite you

elevensevenkevin:

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

you-dont-count:

ants

deathwarlock:

grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

hipchoice:

greenhairandpronouns:

hipchoice:

BRO??????

villains kill and hurt people because um ,,yy,uem,ough..,..

THE JAKER?????

pirogieses:

pirogieses:

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

wait.

invertprivileges:

tockthewatchdog:

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”

checks out, thank you melanie

taiey:

jester-mereel:

jester-mereel:

canon is bad but i know 100 fic authors who could do it worse

this post is for ppl who’ve been annoyed by popular fanon. fandom positivity crowd dni

sometimes the ‘transformative’ in fandom, is ‘we can transform this story back to stereotypes no problem’, many times it’s not but sometimes via sixth-light

loverboysnufkin:

thyrell:

ben?

so what he MEANT was, “I have been reliably informed that he, as a gay man, cannot opine on this, and you should have told him to shut up”

but what he SAID was

queerism1969:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

goonsoftheweb:

16 year-old me playing Black Ops II: hey there’s someone camping B site with a machine gun be caref-

Mrs. Radmatriarchy: HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TRANSGENDER SCOURGE?