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draculagerard:

“Do you you know the new tiktok trend where–” No.

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loccorocco:

loccorocco:

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Cat selfie at a food court. Comic practice

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The girl, the myth, the legend

terrormono:

Cat rave

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casismybestfriend:

i’m learning very useful phrases thanks to duolingo 👀

Duolingo practice. "Translate this sentence: You are rich because of my rent, sir.”ALT

“Translate this sentence: You are rich because of my rent, sir.”

chthonic-pain:

chthonic-pain:

put spikes on your wheelchair’s handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it’ll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you’re abducted. wail like you’re in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say “fuck you” under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we’re fighting dirty. we have to.

someone grabbed my wheelchair today and then shouted “ouch! there’s spikes!”

YEAH!! GET FUCKED !!!!!!

inthefallofasparrow:

gwydionmisha:

inneskeeper:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

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jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy’s grave? that’s some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare’s clowns, and I love that.

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tyrannosaurus-rex:

silverfox66:

I adore this recent trend (if that’s the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It’s magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It’s wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.

They have to keep it on easy going Beethoven like Ode to Joy here to ensure a more docile response. They cant play In the Hall of the Mountain King cause they were already burning down venues when Grieg dropped that one back in 1875, today there would be a radioactive crater.

duonora:

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Imagine growing up with absolutely no human contact at all and the only one you have is a dog for over 9 years or something

coldalbion:

a-tenno-called-prin:

a-tenno-called-prin:

cinnabuncrumbs:

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elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now

Sorry to break the theme of the blog but a lot of people who post their incredible works here use Twitter so

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Reblogging this for a second time because your art will also be used in AI training models, apparently.

Artist pals, heads up

futurefemmetext:

Don’t know who needs to read this, but stop stressing about who you’ll be in the future and start honoring how phenomenal you are in the present.

puppy-mommy:

puppy-mommy:

puppy-mommy:

gender is like a horse

it’s gonna do it’s own thing and if you’re smart you’ll. let it. you’re just along for the ride.

actually I like your thing better


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positively–speculative:

carawith17as:

resetium:

carawith17as:

tmmyhug:

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every once in a while i learn some wild new piece of information that explains years of behavior and reminds me that i will never truly understand everything about my ridiculous adhd brain

ok what the fuck who was gonna tell me this isnt normal

what the fuck you mean to tell me that the way that i comically slide around things wasn’t just me naturally shitposting

maybe the neurotypicals are just trolling us

THAT’S WHY I DO THAT?!?!?

t4tails:

t4tails:

if you had to be named a color which one would you choose

red

blue

yellow

green

purple

black

white

brown

other

im already named a color

i have a specific hue in mind

i just realized i accidentally put two options for other ermm. i have no excuse. choose whichever calls to you

just-french-me-up:

psssst… add that Florence + The Machine song to that playlist. Add that Hozier song. Add that Mitski song. Add that popular bop. Someone’s art touched you to your core and relates to you, as it did with millions of other people

that’s not cliché

that’s the fucking human experience, gorgeous

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

GOD I FUCKING;LOVE. CHARACTERS

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i see this resonated with a lot of you

xuethms